I’m playing the Citadel DLC and omg I dont even know what my favourite part of my squad line up is like:
– “what do you know about the mercs?” “they have guns and they don’t like me”
– “I heard you fell through a fish tank” “we’ll talk about it later” “shame, I liked that restaurant” “WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER”
– Liara stopping her thought process to get turned on my Shep’s outfit and Shep just fukin GRINNING
– Joker not letting the decoy thing go
– Tali’s whole speech about the sushi place??? like its so cute and dramatic and then “is there anything you can even eat there?” “not the point, sheperd”
– Shep says “drugs” in a realy funny way she sounds like a pta mum
– Vega ordering a fuCKING PIZZA I JUST. I have a new love for Vega
– I didnt know how much I needed Wrex yelling “Uncle Urdnot has a present for you!” and calling everyone princesses until now
– Ash and Garrus havin a lil Mako/Hammerhead team rivalry
– when theyre yelling “we have the better sheperd” and Liara just yells “and better looking!” I just omg
– Glyph. GLYPH. just. HIS ENTIRE INTERACTIONS HERE
– Badass shooting line up
– Brooks before she was a bitch
– the options being I will end you and I will end you painfully and who are you so i can end you
– “I should go”
– Garrus’ little “awh I was hoping to get picked”
– TRAYNOR AND HER TOOTHBRUSH LITERALLY HOLD MY HEART
– why does shep know so much about traynors toothbrush
– “remind me to reimburse her for that” “okay. Sheperd?” “LATER. Remind me later”
– Wrex looks adorable squished in the vent
– theres something super satisfying about a showdown on the normandy
– both joker and shep alling it “my ship” is so cute
– LIARA TELLING WREX SHES A QUARTER KROGAN
– why is joker so aware of his pancreas
EXCUSE Me but “the last guy who tried to trash talk me was a few kilometres taller than you”
“she messed with my hamster, guys. now it’s personal ≖-≖
” and the whole space hamster part really
and pretty much all the shit the mercs blurt out during combat:
“shepard is still alive!” “the next person who says that is F I R E D!!”
“they have a krogan! why dont we have a krogan?” “im starting to think we picked the wrong shepard”
So much love for this post. So much FUCKING LOVE.
“Just remember little guy. Go for the eyes.”
@seigephoenix you are my new hero. I was about to die from lack-of-Boo…
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