Brain: you should go to sleep. You have a busy day tomorrow.
Brain 5 minutes later: Here is that one part of a song on loop you heard 2 years ago while I spoon feed inspiration you are going to forget in 5…4…3…2…
Came across this one from last year on my phone this morning and it’s still one of my faves. A young Grey, fresh out of The Institute, watching the stars ^.^
“ I decided to return Abernathy farm and trade. Blake Abernathy and I have reached more of an understanding of each other and our intentions these last couple of visits. We spoke some of the surrounding area, eventually that led the conversation to a meaningful turn. I was…sickened to hear of what happened to his daughter, another reason why raiders recieve no mercy from me. I was asked to eliminate the raiders from a nearby military post with the promise of caps, I instead asked for a mutual agreement to help each other if ever we were in danger or in need of assistance. There was a hesitant pause, but he agreed. I’ll need my equipment.”
Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*
Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*
Fuckboi Deadpool stans:
You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.
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